Referring to a holder of the vagina by derogatory terms such as "rug-muncher" or "whore" simply because she isn't interested in forming an intercoursal relationship is a sure indicator that the pursuer/defamer is not a Cocksmanlike move. The Cocksman knows that when he fails to gain insertion into the vaginal chamber, the holder of the vagina is not the one to be blamed. Rather than making excuses or attacking his rejectors, The Cocksman takes responsibility for his shortcomings.
When The Cocksman is unsuccessful, it only motivates him to improve himself in preparation for his next attempt at vagina. The Cocksman realizes that not all approaches will be victorious and uses those otherwise disappointing experiences to improve himself. The Cocksman realizes that the fact that a holder of the vagina wasn't interested in experiencing The Cock is not an indicator of her negative value as a person.
Example A: Alf had been after Lynn ever since he moved in with the Tanners. Over the course of several weeks, Alf continually upped his flirting, starting with light touches on the arm to lingering paws on her ass. When he finally tricked her into coming into the attic and she rejected his advances, he went into a tirade referring to her a "cocktease" and " a dumb bitch." Not only has Alf ruined a good relationship, he's established that he's not a Cocksman.
Example B: After a brief makeout session with Maybe, George Michael decided it was time to finally close the deal. He was sick of Anne and needed a change in his life. Maybe had always been the kind of girl who admired a bold man, so George Michael came up with a plan. When she showed up for work at the banana stand, he was standing inside, pantsless, fully erect and awaiting her touch. Unfortunately, she was still interested in Steve and refused to fondle George Michael. Disappointed, but still a Cocksman, George Michael accepted her decision, put on his pants, continued to interact with Maybe while devising another strategy to get her, or at least someone hotter than Anne, into his bunk bed.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The Cocksman Shall Not Sabotage the Use of a Fellow Cock
This doesn't mean that The Cocksman won't interfere in any male to holder of the vagina interaction, it just simply means he won't do so for the purpose of destroying the other male's chances. The Cocksman wants to see success in satisfying the cravings of The Cock, not only with his personal Cock, but with those of his brethren as well. While, at times, it may be tempting for The Cocksman to stroke his own ego by showing that, if he wanted the holder of the vagina, he could have her, but The Cocksman must resist that urge.
If The Cocksman legitimately believes he can ascertain the vagina and desires to have it, then he should, by all means, intervene. The Cocksman must analyze his purpose in making the approach and if it's fueled primarily by the urge to seduce the holder of the vagina rather than the the longing to show up her current pursuer, then he shouldn't be wary of upsetting another male (Cocksman or not). In fact, holding back and not interacting with the holder of the vagina in that type of situation may even be considered unCocksmanly.
Example A: Fred and Barney were seniors at Bedrock High and both noticed the new girl, Betty, immediately. She had the finest tits either had ever laid eyes on and an ass to match. After a few seconds of shock, Barney introduced himself and began laying on the charm. Fred, who had been married to Wilma since Freshman year, couldn't stand the thought of his loser friend banging a hotter chick than him, so he promptly interrupted their conversation with lies and embarrassing stories about Barney. Even though Barney's efforts were ultimately successful, Fred's lack of Cocksmanship is just plain embarrassing.
Example B: Once Mike's parents left town, he decided he needed to throw a kickass party. After convincing Ben to go to a friend's house and agreeing to allow Carol to invite her friends over, it was on. Once the party began, it became clear that Julie, the girl Mike had hoped to hook up with, wasn't into him, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying. Boner had wanted to bang Julie for a while and noticed her making eyes at him, so he made his move. It wasn't long before Boner took her up to Jason and Maggie's room and lived up to his nickname. Played like a true Cocksman, Boner. Good work!
If The Cocksman legitimately believes he can ascertain the vagina and desires to have it, then he should, by all means, intervene. The Cocksman must analyze his purpose in making the approach and if it's fueled primarily by the urge to seduce the holder of the vagina rather than the the longing to show up her current pursuer, then he shouldn't be wary of upsetting another male (Cocksman or not). In fact, holding back and not interacting with the holder of the vagina in that type of situation may even be considered unCocksmanly.
Example A: Fred and Barney were seniors at Bedrock High and both noticed the new girl, Betty, immediately. She had the finest tits either had ever laid eyes on and an ass to match. After a few seconds of shock, Barney introduced himself and began laying on the charm. Fred, who had been married to Wilma since Freshman year, couldn't stand the thought of his loser friend banging a hotter chick than him, so he promptly interrupted their conversation with lies and embarrassing stories about Barney. Even though Barney's efforts were ultimately successful, Fred's lack of Cocksmanship is just plain embarrassing.
Example B: Once Mike's parents left town, he decided he needed to throw a kickass party. After convincing Ben to go to a friend's house and agreeing to allow Carol to invite her friends over, it was on. Once the party began, it became clear that Julie, the girl Mike had hoped to hook up with, wasn't into him, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying. Boner had wanted to bang Julie for a while and noticed her making eyes at him, so he made his move. It wasn't long before Boner took her up to Jason and Maggie's room and lived up to his nickname. Played like a true Cocksman, Boner. Good work!
The Cocksman Shall Not Call "Dibs"
The Cocksman embraces competition for vagina. More accurately, he thrives on it. The Cocksman recognizes that the battle for the vagina will improve his ability to attract, force him to rise to the challenge and bring him closer to those embarking on the same quest as he. By calling "dibs," the pursuer has essentially admitted to being the less Cocksmanly and unable to compete with any of his allies. Not only is this a depressing admission, it's also an extremely selfish move, putting his non-Cocksmanly self pleasures (that he likely won't attain anyways) above his allies.
The Cocksman knows that, in a competition for vagina, the most Cocksmanly of the bunch usually wins and The Cocksman gladly accepts that. In fact, The Cocksman embraces it because, as a true Cocksman, it means he's going to be able to attain the vagina the vast majority of the time. The Cocksman isn't selfish, doesn't shy away from competition and is always looking to improve his Cocksmanship, thus, he doesn't call "dibs."
Example A: Leo, Raf and Donatello were hanging out in the Sewer watching some TV while Michaelangelo focused on scarfing down pizza in the next room. Eventually, the news came on and the gang got their first look at the sexy, sophisticated April O'Neil. Just as they were recovering from the shock of her beauty, Raf screamed out "Dibs!" even though it was clear they were all interested. After getting to know all of them, April snubbed Raf and repeatedly asked Leo to show her his sword. Unfortunately, Leo respected Raf's call and sacrificed his own pleasure to maintain the friendship. Raf, fuck you and your unCocksmanly ways!
Example B: Ponch and Jon walked into the station to find a gorgeous new dispatcher working the front desk. Without a word, both knew what the other was thinking about ways to make an entrance into that vagina. They smiled at each other when Jon whispered, "it's on." After putting on his tightest pair of pants and showing off a few motorcycle moves, Ponch took her into the evidence room and closed the deal. When he ran into Jon a few hours later, a high five was exchanged and tips were traded. The competition not only made them both better Cocksmen, but also better friends.
The Cocksman knows that, in a competition for vagina, the most Cocksmanly of the bunch usually wins and The Cocksman gladly accepts that. In fact, The Cocksman embraces it because, as a true Cocksman, it means he's going to be able to attain the vagina the vast majority of the time. The Cocksman isn't selfish, doesn't shy away from competition and is always looking to improve his Cocksmanship, thus, he doesn't call "dibs."
Example A: Leo, Raf and Donatello were hanging out in the Sewer watching some TV while Michaelangelo focused on scarfing down pizza in the next room. Eventually, the news came on and the gang got their first look at the sexy, sophisticated April O'Neil. Just as they were recovering from the shock of her beauty, Raf screamed out "Dibs!" even though it was clear they were all interested. After getting to know all of them, April snubbed Raf and repeatedly asked Leo to show her his sword. Unfortunately, Leo respected Raf's call and sacrificed his own pleasure to maintain the friendship. Raf, fuck you and your unCocksmanly ways!
Example B: Ponch and Jon walked into the station to find a gorgeous new dispatcher working the front desk. Without a word, both knew what the other was thinking about ways to make an entrance into that vagina. They smiled at each other when Jon whispered, "it's on." After putting on his tightest pair of pants and showing off a few motorcycle moves, Ponch took her into the evidence room and closed the deal. When he ran into Jon a few hours later, a high five was exchanged and tips were traded. The competition not only made them both better Cocksmen, but also better friends.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
The Cocksman shall not use dishonesty or trickery to satisfy the thirst of The Cock
The Cocksman doesn't revert to disgraceful tactics, such as falsely promising the holder of the vagina he wants to date her or purposely getting her hammered in hopes he'll be able to take advantage of her. The Cocksman's method should be so excellent that it's unnecessary for him to make untrue promises or use drugs to impair the holder of the vagina's judgment. If the alleged Cocksman's game is not good enough, by itself, to convince the holder of the vagina to grant The Cock entrance, then the alleged Cocksman should work on self-improvement rather than focusing on dishonorable misdirection tactics. The true Cocksman would rather go without intercourse than revert to such antics.
In the same vein, The Cocksman won't purchase the holder of the vagina items with the expectation that she will repay him with mouth to Cock insertion or any other sort of sexual activity. The Cocksman doesn't expect or treat every vagina as if it's available for the right price. This isn't to say that The Cocksman never acquires anything for a holder of the vagina. If The Cocksman genuinely likes the holder of the vagina and simply wants to get her a drink, that is acceptable, but the intention must be analyzed. If the reason he buys her a drink is so that the holder of the vagina will owe him something in return, his Cocksmanship status must be revoked.
Example A: Joey and Rachel went out for a friendly dinner. Even before the drinks arrived, Joey was in the zone. Rachel began giving various indicators of interest, including laughing at all of his jokes and repeatedly touching him. Joey was having such a great time with her, he decided to pick up the check, with no expectations about any later action. To show her appreciation, Rachel slid under the table, unzipped Joey's pants and orally satisfied him in a way previously unknown. Being a Cocksman really does pay off!
Example B: Jefferson, unsatisfied with Marcy, decided to make a move on Kelly. In his first attempt at seducing her, he bought her a bottle of Boone's. When he brought it over, Kelly was ecstatic. They quickly guzzled it down while chatting, seated in the back of Al's Dodge. When Jefferson began moving his leg up Kelly's thigh, she pulled back and rejected him. Jefferson, upset, insisted that she needed to pleasure him if she expected to ever get him to buy it for her again. When this didn't work, Jefferson began forcing more wine into her, in hopes she would become so obliterated that she'd admit his Cock entry into one of her several holes. Your poor Cocksmanship disgusts me, Mr. Darcy. It's no wonder you ended up with Marcy.
In the same vein, The Cocksman won't purchase the holder of the vagina items with the expectation that she will repay him with mouth to Cock insertion or any other sort of sexual activity. The Cocksman doesn't expect or treat every vagina as if it's available for the right price. This isn't to say that The Cocksman never acquires anything for a holder of the vagina. If The Cocksman genuinely likes the holder of the vagina and simply wants to get her a drink, that is acceptable, but the intention must be analyzed. If the reason he buys her a drink is so that the holder of the vagina will owe him something in return, his Cocksmanship status must be revoked.
Example A: Joey and Rachel went out for a friendly dinner. Even before the drinks arrived, Joey was in the zone. Rachel began giving various indicators of interest, including laughing at all of his jokes and repeatedly touching him. Joey was having such a great time with her, he decided to pick up the check, with no expectations about any later action. To show her appreciation, Rachel slid under the table, unzipped Joey's pants and orally satisfied him in a way previously unknown. Being a Cocksman really does pay off!
Example B: Jefferson, unsatisfied with Marcy, decided to make a move on Kelly. In his first attempt at seducing her, he bought her a bottle of Boone's. When he brought it over, Kelly was ecstatic. They quickly guzzled it down while chatting, seated in the back of Al's Dodge. When Jefferson began moving his leg up Kelly's thigh, she pulled back and rejected him. Jefferson, upset, insisted that she needed to pleasure him if she expected to ever get him to buy it for her again. When this didn't work, Jefferson began forcing more wine into her, in hopes she would become so obliterated that she'd admit his Cock entry into one of her several holes. Your poor Cocksmanship disgusts me, Mr. Darcy. It's no wonder you ended up with Marcy.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
The Cocksman shall recognize the worth of The Cock
The Cocksman needs to understand that while vagina is fun, The Cock is number one. The Cocksman need not, and will not, chase after vagina as though somewhere within that sweetly scented compartment lies the secret to enlightenment. The Cocksman understands that The Cock is the true prize and should be treated accordingly. Now, some of you may be confused, so let me clarify. I certainly don't mean that The Cocksman is actually a homosexual who is after The Cocks of others. I just mean that The Cocksman is aware of the fact that the holder of the vagina is getting just as much, probably more, out of the envisioned intercoursal relationship. The Cocksman must pursue the vagina, to a degree, but there is a fine line between showing he is intrigued with the possibility and appearing desperate, a line which The Cocksman should never even approach, for toeing that line is certain to, eventually, put him into uncocksmanlike territory.
The method that should be taken is one that informs the holder of the vagina, usually in a subtle manner, that The Cocksman is interested in forming a union between The Cock and the vagina, and, if the holder of the vagina is agreeable to this proposition, she will show interest in a way that encourages The Cocksman to advance the relationship. When signs are given by the holder of the vagina, The Cocksman, if he desires, should artfully progress the relationship to the next level. While there are some slight variations on this for different situations, it is the general rule.
The prohibited method of pursuing the vagina has two main variations, The Puppy Dog and The Caveman, both equally shameful. The Puppy Dog method is one where a non-Cocksman finds a holder of the vagina and, through both body language as well as spoken language, shows her, and all observers, that he's willing to do anything, including sacrificing his manhood, to be with her. The Puppy Dog obeys the holder of the vagina's every command and paints himself as desperate and pathetic and is almost never successful. The Caveman has some similarity, in that The Caveman refuses to leave the holder of the vagina alone, but The Caveman doesn't conceal his intentions at all. No matter what the signals the holder of the vagina gives out, The Caveman presses forward with unwanted touching, uncomfortable conversation and forward crotch pressing in hopes of chipping away at the resistance of the holder of the vagina. The Caveman is sometimes successful with girls with extremely low self esteem, but is seen by his peers as desperate and creepy. Both of these approaches are something no respecting Cocksman would be willing to make, even if they worked one hundred percent of the time, for they are both disgraceful and deplorable.
Example A: While at a school dance, Farmer Ted notices Samantha Baker sitting on the bleachers, alone, and informs his friends that he is going to make an approach. After repeated rejections, including one where Sam simply walks away while he dances around her, Farmer Ted refuses to take a hint. When Sam steals away some time to think about some family issues in the school's auto shop, Farmer Ted, unable to understand social norms, follows her. Once he wears her down enough to the point where she's willing to have a conversation with him, he ups the ante, and, without any sort of warmup, proceeds to climb on top of her. Not surprisingly, she turns him down, visibly disgusted. Farmer Ted's failure to follow any sort of Cocksman-endorsed system ensures excessive masturbation and the preservation of his virginity.
Example B: Towards the end of their senior year, Blane notices Andie and, after a relaxed chat at the record store she works at, he decides to let her know he's interested. Andie eagerly accepts Blane's proposal to hang out, which Blane recognizes is the natural order of things in that she should be the one aggressively pursuing a relationship with him, not the other way around. Just to make sure she knows who the prime selection is, Blane shows up ridiculously late to their first date. Fearing that he's not all that into her, Andie tears into The Cock like a piece of freshly cooked filet mignon while Blane lays back and lets nature take its course. There's a reason Blane ends up with a hot mouth wrapped around The Cock while Duckie cries himself to sleep that night: Blane's a Cocksman.
The method that should be taken is one that informs the holder of the vagina, usually in a subtle manner, that The Cocksman is interested in forming a union between The Cock and the vagina, and, if the holder of the vagina is agreeable to this proposition, she will show interest in a way that encourages The Cocksman to advance the relationship. When signs are given by the holder of the vagina, The Cocksman, if he desires, should artfully progress the relationship to the next level. While there are some slight variations on this for different situations, it is the general rule.
The prohibited method of pursuing the vagina has two main variations, The Puppy Dog and The Caveman, both equally shameful. The Puppy Dog method is one where a non-Cocksman finds a holder of the vagina and, through both body language as well as spoken language, shows her, and all observers, that he's willing to do anything, including sacrificing his manhood, to be with her. The Puppy Dog obeys the holder of the vagina's every command and paints himself as desperate and pathetic and is almost never successful. The Caveman has some similarity, in that The Caveman refuses to leave the holder of the vagina alone, but The Caveman doesn't conceal his intentions at all. No matter what the signals the holder of the vagina gives out, The Caveman presses forward with unwanted touching, uncomfortable conversation and forward crotch pressing in hopes of chipping away at the resistance of the holder of the vagina. The Caveman is sometimes successful with girls with extremely low self esteem, but is seen by his peers as desperate and creepy. Both of these approaches are something no respecting Cocksman would be willing to make, even if they worked one hundred percent of the time, for they are both disgraceful and deplorable.
Example A: While at a school dance, Farmer Ted notices Samantha Baker sitting on the bleachers, alone, and informs his friends that he is going to make an approach. After repeated rejections, including one where Sam simply walks away while he dances around her, Farmer Ted refuses to take a hint. When Sam steals away some time to think about some family issues in the school's auto shop, Farmer Ted, unable to understand social norms, follows her. Once he wears her down enough to the point where she's willing to have a conversation with him, he ups the ante, and, without any sort of warmup, proceeds to climb on top of her. Not surprisingly, she turns him down, visibly disgusted. Farmer Ted's failure to follow any sort of Cocksman-endorsed system ensures excessive masturbation and the preservation of his virginity.
Example B: Towards the end of their senior year, Blane notices Andie and, after a relaxed chat at the record store she works at, he decides to let her know he's interested. Andie eagerly accepts Blane's proposal to hang out, which Blane recognizes is the natural order of things in that she should be the one aggressively pursuing a relationship with him, not the other way around. Just to make sure she knows who the prime selection is, Blane shows up ridiculously late to their first date. Fearing that he's not all that into her, Andie tears into The Cock like a piece of freshly cooked filet mignon while Blane lays back and lets nature take its course. There's a reason Blane ends up with a hot mouth wrapped around The Cock while Duckie cries himself to sleep that night: Blane's a Cocksman.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
The Cocksman Shall Know The Cock
This happens to be one of the few rules of Cocksmanship that the author of this blog can confidently claim to abide by. Simply put, The Cocksman must maintain an intimate relationship with The Cock, which, at times, requires that The Cocksman focus all of his attention on The Cock. Understandably, when a holder of the vagina is present, The Cocksman may be distracted and should refrain from fully concentrating on The Cock. However, at least three times a week, The Cocksman should turn off his cellular device, let The Cock out into the world and put maximum effort into fully pleasing The Cock.
When engaging in Cock-Cocksman bonding, The Cocksman should avoid viewing pornography. When The Cocksman becomes absorbed in watching erotica, his focus is on the computer, not The Cock, which leaves both The Cock and The Cocksman wanting more from their relationship with each other. Admittedly, there are times of self-stimulation where a person may simply want to achieve orgasm and move on with the day, which is still encouraged, but that is not what this rule is concerned with. The Cocksman should recognize that it isn't necessary to even fantasize when embracing The Cock. The Cocksman may simply caress The Cock while attempting to leave his mind blank or stare in the mirror. The point is that the focus of The Cocksman needs to be on The Cock in order to maintain a balanced and pleasurable relationship.
Example A: Raymond awoke to find himself alone, as Debra had taken Michael and Geoffery to to their soccer game. Uninterested in removing himself from the bed, Raymond laid back, fondled The Cock while focusing on the ceiling until he was satisfied. Raymond congratulated himself on his maintaining a cherished connection with The Cock. Pat yourself on the back, Raymond, you've practiced good Cocksmanship!
Example B: Will began relaying the story of a particularly satisfying mastubatory session with Carlton. Rather than engaging Will or asking for tips, Carlton responded by calling Will a "queer" for spending quality time with The Cock. Carlton stormed off, confused by how difficult it was for him to stop thinking about Will pleasuring himself. Not only is Carlton not a Cocksman, he's also a self-loathing homosexual.
When engaging in Cock-Cocksman bonding, The Cocksman should avoid viewing pornography. When The Cocksman becomes absorbed in watching erotica, his focus is on the computer, not The Cock, which leaves both The Cock and The Cocksman wanting more from their relationship with each other. Admittedly, there are times of self-stimulation where a person may simply want to achieve orgasm and move on with the day, which is still encouraged, but that is not what this rule is concerned with. The Cocksman should recognize that it isn't necessary to even fantasize when embracing The Cock. The Cocksman may simply caress The Cock while attempting to leave his mind blank or stare in the mirror. The point is that the focus of The Cocksman needs to be on The Cock in order to maintain a balanced and pleasurable relationship.
Example A: Raymond awoke to find himself alone, as Debra had taken Michael and Geoffery to to their soccer game. Uninterested in removing himself from the bed, Raymond laid back, fondled The Cock while focusing on the ceiling until he was satisfied. Raymond congratulated himself on his maintaining a cherished connection with The Cock. Pat yourself on the back, Raymond, you've practiced good Cocksmanship!
Example B: Will began relaying the story of a particularly satisfying mastubatory session with Carlton. Rather than engaging Will or asking for tips, Carlton responded by calling Will a "queer" for spending quality time with The Cock. Carlton stormed off, confused by how difficult it was for him to stop thinking about Will pleasuring himself. Not only is Carlton not a Cocksman, he's also a self-loathing homosexual.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
The Cocksman Shall Apprectiate Both the vagina and its holder, but be Intimidated by Neither
When The Cocksman sees a vagina he covets, he doesn't hesitate. It doesn't matter what the holder of the vagina looks like, if she appears to treat other men poorly or if rejection is nearly guaranteed, The Cocksman still pursues the unification of The Cock and the vagina. The Cocksman realizes that the needs of The Cock outweigh any potential minor setbacks.
While The Cocksman must not shy away from approaching the holder of the vagina, he also must present himself in a way that shows the holder of the vagina how much The Cocksman values the vagina. The Cocksman should not intentionally disrespect the vagina or its holder at anytime before or after intercourse. While friendly jesting is encouraged, violently accosting the holder of vagina with the use of demeaning terms or otherwise humiliating her is strictly prohibited.
Example A: As Niles made his way up to his brother's apartment, he met Lilith in the elevator on her way out. Being a gentlemen, Niles offered Lilith a ride back to her home on the outskirts of town. Lilith accepted. In a matter of minutes, after a series of simple routines, Niles accomplished insertion into Lilith's pale vagina. After completion of the act, Niles began driving Lilith back to her home. Still several miles away from Lilith's, Niles pulled over and asked her to make sure the gas tank was properly closed. Just as Lilith got out of the car to check, Niles yelled, "You stupid skank!" stomped on the gas pedal and left Lilith disgraced and alone. Has Niles practiced good Cocksmanship? Nay, I say, nay.
Example B: Milhouse sees Lisa riding her bike on Evergreen Terrace and is overcome with a desire to merge The Cock with the vagina. Although he's aroused by the thought of the pleasure he would gain by taking the place of Lisa's bicycle seat, he remains focused on his goal. Even though Lisa has rejected Milhouse numerous times, he is not dissuaded. After a brief interaction and a statement of his intentions, Lisa agrees to allow Milhouse to gain carnal knowledge of her in Bart's treehouse. Following copulation, Milhouse complies with Lisa's request to walk her to the front door and adds on a goodbye kiss to ensure Lisa won't regret her actions. Milhouse then steals Bart's skateboard and carts himself over to Sherri and Terri's to accomplish other Cocksmanlike goals. Milhouse lives and breathes Cocksmanship.
While The Cocksman must not shy away from approaching the holder of the vagina, he also must present himself in a way that shows the holder of the vagina how much The Cocksman values the vagina. The Cocksman should not intentionally disrespect the vagina or its holder at anytime before or after intercourse. While friendly jesting is encouraged, violently accosting the holder of vagina with the use of demeaning terms or otherwise humiliating her is strictly prohibited.
Example A: As Niles made his way up to his brother's apartment, he met Lilith in the elevator on her way out. Being a gentlemen, Niles offered Lilith a ride back to her home on the outskirts of town. Lilith accepted. In a matter of minutes, after a series of simple routines, Niles accomplished insertion into Lilith's pale vagina. After completion of the act, Niles began driving Lilith back to her home. Still several miles away from Lilith's, Niles pulled over and asked her to make sure the gas tank was properly closed. Just as Lilith got out of the car to check, Niles yelled, "You stupid skank!" stomped on the gas pedal and left Lilith disgraced and alone. Has Niles practiced good Cocksmanship? Nay, I say, nay.
Example B: Milhouse sees Lisa riding her bike on Evergreen Terrace and is overcome with a desire to merge The Cock with the vagina. Although he's aroused by the thought of the pleasure he would gain by taking the place of Lisa's bicycle seat, he remains focused on his goal. Even though Lisa has rejected Milhouse numerous times, he is not dissuaded. After a brief interaction and a statement of his intentions, Lisa agrees to allow Milhouse to gain carnal knowledge of her in Bart's treehouse. Following copulation, Milhouse complies with Lisa's request to walk her to the front door and adds on a goodbye kiss to ensure Lisa won't regret her actions. Milhouse then steals Bart's skateboard and carts himself over to Sherri and Terri's to accomplish other Cocksmanlike goals. Milhouse lives and breathes Cocksmanship.
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