Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Cocksman Never Stops Exploring

The Cocksman recognizes that vaginas can be found all over the world in a variety of situations and he must press his way into that new vaginal territory. The Cocksman knows that different holders of vaginas are found in a large assortment of not only areas, but also circumstances. As previously stated, The Cocksman values diversity, and the chance to interact with a new species of vagina makes his heart quiver. The Cocksman recognizes it is his duty to pursue these vaginas as if they were filled with sunshine and candy canes. Fight on, Cocksmen!

I should make it clear that The Cocksman thrives on adventure, not only of the vaginal category, but all kinds. When The Cocksman is offered an opportunity of new sights, new experiences and possibly new vaginas, he does not let it pass him by. There are several reasons why The Cocksman is so deadset on embarking into uncharted waters. First, The Cocksman simply loves to blaze new trails. There is just something in his blood that pushes him onward. Second, The Cocksman is on a neverending quest in search of the perfect vagina. The Cocksman knows that in this hunt, he must leave no stone unturned, no pubes uninspected, if he his to have any hope of success. Finally, exploration and adventure make The Cocksman a more captivating person to all people and their genitalias, which is a major component of Cocksmanship. The Cocksman should be able to win over any group with his charm, tales of exploration and unabashed sexuality. It is for all of these reasons that The Cocksman never stops exploring.

Example A: The last thing Bran wanted to do was run around with Mikey, Data, Chunk and Mouth, but when he found out they were going on a treasure hunt and that Andy, the hot cheerleader, was going to be there, he set off to following them. No obstacle was going to keep him from participating, not even being tied to a chair or having the air let of his bike tires. When he finally caught up with them, they were headed into the tunnels under the Fratelli's house. Bran knew that going underground to chase after the treasure wasn't a safe bet, but he knew there was potential for this to be a caper for the ages, as well as a chance to steal Andy's heart and maybe get into her panties. It'll be no surprise to you that everything worked out for Bran as he handled himself like a true Cocksman.

Example B: Gary and Wyatt were working on creating a computer program that would design the perfect woman. Partway through, they agreed that this was too much power for them to have as it would certainly create some wild times, which they weren't up to handling. They decided to destroy the program and never speak of it again. As a result, they never made Lisa, she never confronted Chet, there was no rager and the boys never got girlfriends, all because of their lack of Cocksmanship at an early age.

3 comments:

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Ken Kukec said...

The problem with "blazing new trails" in "uncharted waters" is that, unless you're Jesus or Moses, you're likely to get damp (and not in the good way).

Craig Armstead said...

This is true