Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Cocksman Shall Use The Cock for Gratification of All Parties

When The Cocksman enters into an intimate relationship with a holder of the vagina, The Cocksman's goal should not only be on satisfaction of The Cock's desires, but also those of the vagina.

This means that The Cocksman should engage in foreplay, manual stimulation of the vagina and work hard to achieve orgasm for the holder of the vagina. Though not required, oral stimulation of the vagina is encouraged.

The Cocksman should not simply turn over the holder of the vagina, insert his penis and relentlessly blast away until he achieves pleasure. The Cocksman should attempt to hold out as long as necessary to satisfy the holder of the vagina. The Cocksman should also attempt to conform to the requests of the holder of the vagina to make sure that The Cocksman is not thrusting too hard or too soft or minimizing the holder of the vagina's pleasure in any other way.

Example A: After dry streaks by both, Jerry and Elaine make the decision to engage in intercourse in a purely sexual relationship. Within seconds of jumping into bed, Jerry inserts his penis into Elaine's vagina and begins violently pounding away. Elaine quickly fakes an orgasm just as Jerry cums after seven pumps. Jerry lacks The Cocksman gene.

Example B: Sam and Diane both have to work late at the bar. After a couple of drinks, Sam invites Diane into his office, where he manages, through both manual and oral stimulation, to bring her to orgasm three times before she begins begging for The Cock. We should all applaud Sam's Good Cocksmanship.

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