Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Cocksman Shall Use The Cock for Good, not Evil

It is universally accepted that there are ways in which The Cock can be used for evil. The first of these is in a revenge scenario. There are times where The Cocksman will encounter a rival or nemesis and will desire to reek vengeance upon said person by having intercourse with the wife or girlfriend of said person. This is Uncocksmanlike behavior and should not be engaged in.

Another situation where The Cocksman may be tempted to use The Cock for evil is in a "hate-fuck" situation. This refers to a circumstance where The Cocksman finds a holder of the vagina physically attractive, but, otherwise, repulsive. The Cocksman may desire to stick The Cock in her mouth to shut her up or slam into the vagina until it bleeds, but, no matter how tempting, this should not be engaged in.

Example A: Judge Harry and Dan Fielding, as assistant district attorney, had ongoing arguments and genuinely disliked each other. Judge Harry and Christine Sullivan, the public defender, were highly attracted to each other, but couldn't engage in a sexual relationship for ethical reasons. Dan Fielding, knowing of their love for each other, decided to avenge his most recent loss at the hands of Judge Harry by seducing Christine in the elevator. Dan's only motivations for intercourse with Christine were based on hurting Harry. Dan succeeded in his goal and made sure that Harry found out about it. Dan has violated a basic rule of Cocksmanship.

Example B: Jack, Janet and Chrissy had been living together for several years. After such a long time, Chrissy's whining and complaining got on everybody's nerves, including Jack's. It got to the point where Jack was unable to be in the same room as Chrissy for fear that he would punch her in the throat. One night, Chrissy began coming onto Jack. Jack still felt that Chrissy was sexually attractive, but his only reason for engaging in intercourse with her was to shut her up. Jack turned down Chrissy and took a bottle of wine into Janet's room, where they consummated their relationship. This is what Cocksmanship is all about.

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