The Cocksman Shall Respect The Cock

This is the first, and most important, rule of Cocksmanship. Respecting The Cock, in this rule, has two distinctly different meanings.

First, The Cock should be ready for presentation at all times. The Cocksman should never be embarrassed about the condition of The Cock. The Cocksman should

The Cocksman shall regularly wash The Cock- This ensures a cleanly look and smell for any person who has the pleasure of coming in contact with The Cock. Additionally, washing The Cock shows The Cock how much The Cocksman appreciates The Cock.

The Cocksman shall trim the hair surrounding The Cock. The Cocksman must keep pubic hair length under three quarters of an inch at all times. The logic behind this is that it is both practical and aesthetic. Practically, The Cock should not have to deal finding its way through a jungle of pubic hair at anytime. The Cock should be as comfortable as possible at all times. Aesthetically, The Cock looks bigger, cleaner and healthier when proper trimming has occurred.

Second, The Cock should be protected. Harm to The Cock can occur in a variety of ways. First, should The Cock enter an unclean vagina, The Cock may end up with an array of diseases. To guard against this, The Cocksman should use a prophylactic when infiltrating an unfamiliar and possibly diseased vagina. Second, The Cock should not be exposed to unnecessary dangers such as knives, chainsaws or cigar cutters.

Examples

Example A: Daniel met Alli on the beach during a soccer game. Immediately, they hit it off. Alli pulled Daniel behind a nearby rock, pulled down his sweatpants to expose a trimmed, sweet smelling penis. Alli is happy to put it in her mouth. Mr. Miagi watched from afar. Daniel has displayed good Cocksmanship.

Example B: Doc and Marty become bored when the Dolorian breaks down. While sitting the garage trying to figure out something to do, Doc suggests playing a version of five finger fillet, but with penises. Marty agrees and volunteers to go first. Marty is clearly underserving of Cocksman status.